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Rubio & Rivera Want You to Own a Piece of Florida History

1484 Bent Willow Dr., Tallahassee, FL 32311

 

 

FOR SALE

$125,000

Beds: 3 bedrooms

 

Baths: 2 bathrooms

 

1,228 sqft

Lot size: 6,534 sqft

 

Built in 1989

 

MUST SEE 3/2 ranch-style family home in Southeast Tallahassee. Conveniently located close to downtown for quick access to lobbyists, special interests, and criminal defense attorneys specializing in campaign finance and ethics violations. 

AMENITIES:

DON’T WAIT – this house is bound to go quickly! Owners are selling at a $10,000 loss to pay legal bills and campaign expenditures. 

IDEAL BUYER will not have a history of negligent payments, foreclosures, running up their employer’s credit card bills, or federal investigations into their finances. 

FINANCING: Due to past negative experiences, the Republican Party of Florida will no longer be accepted as a co-signer. Serious inquiries only. $100 application fee can be made out to either the ‘David Rivera Legal Defense Fund’ or to Marco Rubio’s ‘Reclaim America PAC.’ The application fee covers the cost of a credit check, extensive criminal background check, opposition research book, and a portion of the owners’ remaining balance on the RPOF American Express card.

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