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Rubio & Rivera Want You to Own a Piece of Florida History

1484 Bent Willow Dr., Tallahassee, FL 32311





Beds: 3 bedrooms


Baths: 2 bathrooms


1,228 sqft

Lot size: 6,534 sqft


Built in 1989


MUST SEE 3/2 ranch-style family home in Southeast Tallahassee. Conveniently located close to downtown for quick access to lobbyists, special interests, and criminal defense attorneys specializing in campaign finance and ethics violations. 


DON’T WAIT – this house is bound to go quickly! Owners are selling at a $10,000 loss to pay legal bills and campaign expenditures. 

IDEAL BUYER will not have a history of negligent payments, foreclosures, running up their employer’s credit card bills, or federal investigations into their finances. 

FINANCING: Due to past negative experiences, the Republican Party of Florida will no longer be accepted as a co-signer. Serious inquiries only. $100 application fee can be made out to either the ‘David Rivera Legal Defense Fund’ or to Marco Rubio’s ‘Reclaim America PAC.’ The application fee covers the cost of a credit check, extensive criminal background check, opposition research book, and a portion of the owners’ remaining balance on the RPOF American Express card.

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