In response to Vern Buchanan’s failure to appear today for his scheduled court deposition (where he was to answer questions under oath and on camera relating to his alleged attempts to bribe a witness and force his employees to illegally launder campaign contributions through his car dealerships), the Florida Democratic Party is issuing the following Wanted Poster for Buchanan — seen below. 

The poster will be distributed today in Sarasota, advising all residents to be on the lookout for Vern Buchanan, who, in the words of CNN, “may be serving his next term behind bars.”